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Insane geek looking for a witty remark to insert here

Male (34) looking for Female Denver, Colorado, United States

Alrighty, show of hands, who likes writing these things? Anybody? Anybody? Hey! you at the back, put your hand down! Your ruining my point. That being that nobody likes writing these tings, myself included.
So as you've probably figured out by now, I'm a rather strange individual. I'm a geek and a smart-ass. I love the outdoors, but never really have anyone to go with. I was born in the mountains but born for the desert (I still love the mountains, thought). I work as a computer programmer, and in my spare time I write fiction (no fan-fic though), and build strange electronic devices (or take other devises apart, to make new, more useless and pointless ones!). If you want to know more about me, then stop being lazy and start a conversation with me (Hi kettle, my name's pot).

I'm usually not this random, but like I said, I hate these things, so I have to keep it interesting somehow.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIrish
Height178 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorDark blonde
Hair LengthNeck length
Facial HairNone
Best featureHands
Body ArtOther
Health ConditionNo problems


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyComputers / Electronic
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job TitleProgramming gremlin

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Instructional, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsFirefly, The Daily Show, The Rachael Maddow Show, The Colbert Report, GITS:SAC
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Adult
Favorite moviesShadow of the Vampire, Session 9, Young Frankenstien, Serenity Spirited Away, Bedrooms and Hallways, V for Vendetta
Music typesRock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, Industrial, Ambient, Folk, Punk
Favorite artistsOpeth, Infected Mushroom, P!nk, Johnny Cash, Yoko Kanno, Samael, Fintroll, Turisas
Reading selectionComic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Instructional, Satire, Science fiction
Favorite booksAnything By John Scalzi, The Name of the Wind, Patricia Briggs' books, J.F. Lewis' Book's, Setven Brust's books
Idea of funReading, playing video games, messing around on a computer, Programing, writing fiction, being a smart-ass, hike, walk
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, TV, Internet, Games, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Gardening, Playing cards, Computers, Shopping


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingRegular drinker
Social behaviorStrange
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Brain
Sense of humorObscure
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Reading a book, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryYour Mom, Oh! Also, sky diving.


Political viewsLiberal
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeGetting my fiction out there, be it in book or video game form.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerWhat I'm looking for? Well, you haven't gone to another page or run away screaming (unless you're reading this on your phone, in which case: CAR!). As much as it pains me, I'm going to have to go to the border of the darkness, where cliches and buzz-words live for this. My past relationship were with girls, and I want a woman this time. someone who's not mature, so much as can take care of themselves. I like strong women and tom-boys, although the latter is not a must. I'm looking for someone to be in a long-relationship with, but I don't expect that to happen over-night or over the internet (I hear people have these things called faces, not just tweets).
On the first dateGo to a bar, or maybe dinner. See a movie. Plot world domination.